Rajinikanth Facts!?

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Rajinikanth as we all know is India's Chuck Norris :). His latest film 'Enthiran', The Robot claims to be Asia's most expensive film ever made ~ Rs. 162 crores / $36.5 million (as of October, 2010). I was about to post Rajinikanth jokes on Facebook and soon realized that it needed more than just a Facebook post. So I decided to put them all here! These jokes were not created by me, so thanks to all who did that!
Here goes - 

- When Rajinikanth does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down
- Rajinikanth can divide by zero
- Rajinikanth counted till infinity, twice!
- Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle bin
- Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
- Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door
- Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin, today its descendants are called giraffes
- Rajinikanth can make onions cry
- Rajinikanth can answer a missed call
- Rajinikanth can drown a fish
- Rajanikanth uses sunglass to protect the sun from his eyes
- Rajnikanth's next film is called "Twitter". He plays all 140 characters
- When Rajinikanth looks in the mirror, the mirror shatters, bcoz, nothing can get in between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself in fear
- Rajinikanth's email address is - gmail@rajinikanth.com
- The movie ’300' was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ’1'
- When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy!
- Rajinikanth can strangle using a cordless phone
- Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret
- Rajinikanth knows what women really want
- Rajinikanth can run Windows 7 with 640KB of memory

- Rajnikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral
- Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`
- When Rajni was a student, teachers used to bunk classes
- Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass
- Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out
- Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale
- The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature
- When God watched his movie Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`
- Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house
- Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein had a heart attack coz Light came in only second

Please feel free to let me know more jokes so that I can add them too :)

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